dat-soldier:

officialunitedstates:

I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest.  my whole life so far is leading up to that moment

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queenofchalices:

sixpenceee:

Thermal recording of the ALS ice bucket challenge (source)

just.. fucking wow

queenofchalices:

sixpenceee:

Thermal recording of the ALS ice bucket challenge (source)

just.. fucking wow

Margaery Tyrell + tumblr text posts

What's the most illegal thing you ever did?
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sephyerite:

almanzapedia:

At Stanford there was this Professor who was a total bitch and she taught British Literature, which was cool. Except she taught only her opinions of the books and it didn’t help me as a writer. I went to school to learn new things to improve my craft, not have someone else’s opinions carved onto my forehead.

So anyway, for our final project, she asked us to write a ten page paper on why the color symbolism in Othello was so significant. I did some research and it turned out that she did her entire graduate thesis on this very subject. I was mad. This wasn’t teaching, this was boosting her ego. SO I wrote a ten page essay on why color symbolism in Othello wasn’t significant, satirizing it to the point of no return, saying that her opinion was an opinion and shouldn’t be taken seriously.

SHe failed me, needless to say. So in retaliation, I responded by baking a batch of brownies laced with weed and laxatives and delivered them myself to the professor hours before her big graduation speech. I told her that it was a peace offering, my way of apologizing and asking if I could do anything to fix my grade.

She refused to fix my grade.

In the end, she shit herself on stage.

I didn’t regret it.

No mercy.

taocom:

gif I found a long while ago - cuts me up every time. 

taocom:

gif I found a long while ago - cuts me up every time. 

spaceslut:

the greatest horse in all of animation history

spaceslut:

the greatest horse in all of animation history

somethingdnd:

marcys-mareep:

finn’s wizard powers

Transmutation Wizards in five gifs

michaeljaecks:

My concept art for the Dungeons and Dragons Beholder. This is a personal piece I did a while ago. The idea was that each eye and eyestalk would be different sizes and shapes. The central eye on a beholder emits a cone of Anti-Magic. Beholders are trademarks of Dungeons and Dragons and Wizards of the Coast.

Love this. Amazing concept for a beholder.

michaeljaecks:

My concept art for the Dungeons and Dragons Beholder. This is a personal piece I did a while ago. The idea was that each eye and eyestalk would be different sizes and shapes. The central eye on a beholder emits a cone of Anti-Magic. Beholders are trademarks of Dungeons and Dragons and Wizards of the Coast.

Love this. Amazing concept for a beholder.